The Time Warp, no I mean the Gleim work

With all apologies to the lyricists and all those involved with the making of Rocky Horror Picture show I offer the following to those students who are preparing for the practical test. If you already have your Sport Pilot license but feel somewhat pressed by the new system just close your eyes and sing this song. Better yet visualize your FAA safety inspector dressed as Dr. Frankenfurter.

(Riff Raff) It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes it's toll...

(Magenta) Ahh...

(Riff Raff) But listen closely...

(Magenta) Not for very much longer...

(Riff Raff) I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the Time Warp Gleim work.
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me.

(Riff Raff & Magenta) And the void sky would be calling.

(Guests) Let's do the Time Warp Gleim work again.
Let's do the Time Warp Gleim work again.

(Narrator) It's just a jump to the left.

(Guests) And then a step to the right.

(Narrator) With your hand on your hips.

(Guests) You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust.
They really drive you insane.
Let's do the Time Warp Gleim work again.
Let's do the Time Warp Gleim work again.

(Magenta) It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No not at all.

In another dimension
Is the FAA with voyeuristic intention.
Well secluded I they see all...

(Riff Raff) With a bit of a mind flip...

(Magenta) You're into a time slip...

(Riff Raff) And nothing can ever be the same.

(Magenta) You're spaced out on sensation.

(Riff Raff) Like you're under sedation.

(Guests) Let's do the Time Warp Gleim work again.
Let's do the Time Warp Gleim work again.

(Columbia) Well, I was walking down the street
Just having a think
When a snake of a guy
Gave me an evil wink.
Well it shook me up
It took me by surprise
He had a pick-up truck LSA
And the devil's eyes
He stared at me
And I felt a change
Time meant nothing
Never would again.

(Guests) Let's do the Time Warp Gleim work again.
Let's do the Time Warp Gleim work again.

(Narrator) It's just a jump to the left.

(Guests) And then a step to the right.

(Narrator) With your hands on your hips.

(Guests) You bring you knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust...
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp Gleim work again.
Let's do the Time Warp Gleim work again.
Let's do the Time Warp Gleim work again

(Columbia) Ah! Oh! Oh! Yeoooww...
Ahhhh.

(Guests) Let's do the Time Warp Gleim work again.
Let's do the Time Warp Gleim work again.

(Narrator) It's just a jump to the left.

(Guests) And then a step to the right.

(Narrator) With your hands on your hips.

(Guests) You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
They really drive you insane.
Let's do the Time Warp Gleim work again.
Let's do the Time Warp Gleim work again.

In light of the above, I would like to pose a hypothetical. Are there regulations in the FAR that would require a PIC to wear fishnet hose and stiletto heals while operating a LSA? Or better yet is their anything preventing it?